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SCARLETT JOHANSSON is in the middle of her second divorce, and she says, quote, “I don’t think it’s natural to be a monogamous person . . . I think it definitely goes against some instinct to look beyond.”

HARRISON FORD accidentally landed his private plane on a taxiway instead of a runway, buzzing over a Boeing 737 that was waiting for the runway.  Nobody was injured, but Ford could be in trouble with the FAA

Richard Pryor tops a new “Rolling Stone” list of ‘The 50 Best Stand-Up Comics of All Time.’  George Carlin is second, followed by Lenny Bruce, Louis C.K., and Chris Rock.

Someone broke into ALANIS MORISETTE’s home and stole $2 million worth of jewelry.  Police say that like KIM KARDASHIAN, she often showed her stuff off on social media, which may have made her a target.

Apple Music is developing a “Shark Tank”-like reality show called “Planet of the Apps” . . . where people pitch apps to Gwyneth Paltrow, Will.I.Am, and Jessica Alba.  It’ll hit Apple Music sometime this spring.

There’s video from a web feed online that shows what the METALLICA / LADY GAGA Grammy performance should’ve sounded like.  And LARS ULRICH says he hopes they can do more with Gaga in the future.

Radar Online claims Caitlyn Jenner may be going under the knife again. A source tells the site: “Caitlyn loves her new breast implants and has been parading them around in all kinds of clingy tops, but what she doesn’t realize is she’s putting her health at risk! She says she’s happy with her new boobs, but it’s later everyone’s worried about. Caitlyn thinks her voluptuous double-D breast implants go very nicely with her athletic figure! Caitlyn wanted big breasts the first time, but her Kardashian stepdaughters talked her out of it. Bigger boobs are better in her book! Her new breast implants have given her a boost in self-confidence. She spends hours at home parading in front of the mirrors. But she really needs to face facts and rethink what she’s doing to herself,” says the insider. “She’s putting her health and her life in jeopardy!”

CEE LO released a song about loving BEYONCÉ and wishing HE could have her.  It’s called “Jay Z’s Girl”, and it’s set to the tune of “Jessie’s Girl” by RICK SPRINGFIELD