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Friday’s Dirt 09/22/17


Perez Hilton claims Kevin Hart and his wife Eniko are planning on throwing a $117,000 Lion King-themed baby shower on October 1st in Malibu, California. The site says a chimp in a diaper will be present at the party. Exotic foods will be served by men dressed like tribal warriors.



Hollywoodlife.com claims Kevin Hart’s wife Eniko has asked for the passwords to his phone and gadgets because of his cheating scandal. A source tells the site; “Eniko does genuinely believe Kevin loves her and regrets the poor decisions he’s made. His public apology and admission of guilt went a long way to making things right. But there’s still a ways to go. He’s going to have to rebuild the trust because it was pretty much shattered. She wants all his passwords and the right to look at his phone anytime. Now, it’s on him to prove to her that she can trust him.”



Naughty Gossip claims Madonna is allegedly now speaking with a Portuguese accent. A source tells the site that she is leaving America for Portugal. “When Madonna moved to live in London she started speaking in a strange British accent. Now she has a very off Portuguese twang that it’s hilarious. She said she is moving for inspiration and to write new music. But at best she knows only a few words in the language and is surrounding herself with staff and assistants she is bringing with her from New York. The locals have no idea what they are in for!”



Naughty Gossip claims Channing Tatum does not allow members of his Magic Mike Live show to sleep with audience members. A source tells the site; ”Channing takes the show and the business seriously. This isn’t some little show he put together to make a little fast money or for fun. It is a business and like all businesses he has rules including making sure that his employees are very professional at all time. The show has a strict no sex rule that is enforced. This is a first class entertainment experience. This isn’t an excuse to get wild and have sex.”



Naughty Gossip claims Jessica Simpson has no plans to support her ex-husband Nick Lachey while he is competing on Dancing With the Stars. A source tells the site; “After all these years whenever you mention Nick you immediately think about Jessica Simpson. But don’t get your hopes up, Jess has zero relationship with Nick and has zero intention of supporting him by turning up in the audience. Jess has moved on with her life and never looks back. She wishes him well but doesn’t follow his career choices. ‘Dancing With The Stars’ isn’t something that she would personally do, but then again her company makes a billion dollars a year. Maybe Nick needs the money.”



The Blast claims the West Hollywood police rushed to the Kardashian store Dash yesterday after a customer walked in and pointed a gun at an employee. The angry customer knocked over some merchandise before leaving. No shots were fired.


The NY Daily News quotes a witness as saying: “She started yelling about Cuba and she had a machete and somehow put it in the slot of the door. The Kardashians will be executed if they step on communist territory. They’ll be killed. Don’t mess with the Castro family.”



The NY Daily News claims Jerry Lewis did not include his six sons from his first marriage in his will.


The paper claims the will read; “I have intentionally excluded Gary Lewis, Ronald Lewis, Anthony Joseph Lewis, Christopher Joseph Lewis, Scott Anthony Lewis and Joseph Christopher Lewis and their descendants as beneficiaries of my estate, it being my intention that they shall receive no benefits hereunder.”



Trending …



– Us Weekly claims Beyonce and Jay-Z are going to play a hurricane benefit show on Tuesday, October 17th in Brooklyn. Proceeds will benefit victims of both Hurricane Harvey and Hurricane Irma



– Business Insider claims Starbucks is debuting a new latte today called the Maple Pecan Latte. It will feature maple syrup, pecan and brown sugar



– Glamour magazine claims Salma Hayek has raised over $250,000 for victims of the Mexico Earthquake.




– Variety magazine claims Matthew Broderick is joining the cast of Fox’s musical ”A Christmas Story Live.” He will narrate the show as an adult Ralphie.


– United News International claims some McDonald’s restaurants in Japan are selling cheese smoothies. They cost $4.40 and feature fluffy cheese



New Movies Opening Tonight


The LEGO Ninjago Movie (Rated PG) … STARRING: Dave Franco, Justin Theroux, Fred Armisen, Abbi Jacobson, Olivia Munn, Kumail Nanjiani, Michael Pena, Zach Woods, Jackie Chan … the Green Ninja (Dave Franco) and Master Wu (Jackie Chan) must save NINJAGO City from an evil warlord (Justin Theroux)


Kingsman: The Golden Circle (Rated R) … STARRING: Halle Berry, Sir Elton John, Channing Tatum, Jeff Bridges, Colin Firth, Julianne Moore … agents from the “Kingsman: The Secret Service” team with a U.S. spy organization called Statesman in order to save the world from a common enemy.


Stronger (Rated R) … STARRING:Jake Gyllenhaal … Jake plays Jeff Bauman, a man who lost both of his legs during the 2013 Boston Marathon bombing. He was at the race to cheer on his ex-girlfriend. Jeff helped law enforcement officials identify one of the bombers